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99 Problems But Groom'n Ain't 1 logoHow the Experts Score is calculatedEach factor is scored 0–100 on absolute terms (standing in the category can only raise it), then weighted; problems flagged in review highlights or a recent slide in ratings are subtracted:Satisfaction 55%93+50.7Reliability 24%88+21.3Value 14%100+14.1Replies to reviews 7%87+6.2Experts Score= 92Grade A: A = 80+, B = 60–79, C = 40–59, D = 20–39. Needs 10+ reviews.92SCORE

99 Problems But Groom'n Ain't 1

Tacoma, WA · Grade ALetter from the Experts Score: A = 80+, B = 60–79, C = 40–59, D = 20–39, F = under 20. · #23Position by Experts Score among all companies we track in this category. of 74 mobile dog groomers · 4.9★ from 116 Google reviews

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Percentile vs other mobile dog groomers (100 = best)Each factor is scored 0–100 on absolute terms (star average, share of 1–2★ reviews, price verdicts…); standing within the category can only raise it, never lower it.. Strongest: value and momentum; weakest: replies to reviews.

SatisfactionSatisfaction · 54% of the scoreRecency-weighted star average (2-year half-life), shrunk toward the category mean by review volume; the company’s own lifetime average as the prior; absolute: 4.0★ = 0, 5★ = 100.99 Problems But Groom'n Ain't 1 is better than 93% of mobile dog groomers.A
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ReliabilityReliability · 24% of the scoreHow rarely jobs go badly: share of 1–2★ reviews — 60% the last 24 months (or the 20 newest if fewer), 40% all-time; 0% = 100, 15%+ = 0; the category percentile can only raise it.99 Problems But Groom'n Ain't 1 is better than 88% of mobile dog groomers.A
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Craft & serviceCraft & service · 0% of the scoreGoogle review highlights: Quality, Professionalism, Responsiveness, Punctuality — how rarely reviewers flag them as a negative, per review since highlights began; 0% = 100, 5%+ = 0. Subtracted from the score (up to −10), never averaged in — clean highlights are the norm, not a bonus.99 Problems But Groom'n Ain't 1 is better than —% of mobile dog groomers.–
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ValueValue · 14% of the scoreCustomers’ own price verdicts (Great / Reasonable vs Overpriced) and Value highlights; 65% absolute (all “reasonable” ≈ 80, “great” = 100), the category percentile can only raise it.99 Problems But Groom'n Ain't 1 is better than 100% of mobile dog groomers.A
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MomentumMomentum · 0% of the scorePenalises only a real slide: last-12-month average below lifetime (−0.5★ = 0). Still 4.8★+ over the last year, or steady/improving = 100. Subtracted from the score (up to −10), never averaged in.99 Problems But Groom'n Ain't 1 is better than 100% of mobile dog groomers.A
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Replies to reviewsReplies to reviews · 7% of the scoreHow often the owner publicly replies to reviews under 5★ (1–4★). Needs 3+ such reviews, otherwise not counted; 65% absolute (80%+ replied = 100), the category percentile can only raise it.99 Problems But Groom'n Ain't 1 is better than 87% of mobile dog groomers.A
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Customers hired 99 Problems But Groom'n Ain't 1 for 8 kinds of job.

99 Problems But Groom'n Ain't 1 for dog teeth brushing

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Jobs reviewedHow many Google reviews are tagged with this job.8
★ on this jobAverage stars on the reviews where the customer tagged this exact job (Google’s “Services” field).5.00
Usually paidThe price range customers picked most often for this job.—
Rank for this jobPosition of this company in the Job match ranking for this job among the companies we track.Its Job match: 84/100.How Job match is calculatedBuilt only from reviews Google tagged “Dog teeth brushing”:Stars on this job 55%Number of such jobs 25%Overall Experts Score 20%Stars are pulled toward the category average when a company has few tagged jobs, so 3 perfect reviews don’t beat 80 great ones. 4.3★ scores 0, 5.0★ scores full. Volume is compared with the busiest company for this job.#4 / 11
Said fairOf customers who rated the price, the share who chose “Great price” or “Reasonable” rather than “Overpriced”.100%

All 8 Google reviews tagged “Dog teeth brushing”

JamesLocal Guide · 72 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 3 days ago★★★★★

Take my money! Great place to get our furry family groomed! Support local small business. Highly Recommend!!!

Great priceDog ear cleaningDog anal gland expressionCat grooming and styling
LeannaLocal Guide · 25 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · a month ago★★★★★

My dog gets such lovely care here.

Dog groomingDog bathing and blow dryDog teeth brushing
Donarius1 reviewTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 3 months ago★★★★★

3 years ago, I rescued a labradoodle. Her hair was matted and of course long, you could hardly see her face, and she was very timid around people as for I wasn't sure of her history. I decided to find a place for her that wasn't a big box store. Researching groomers and asking around I was grateful to find 99…

Dog ear cleaningDog anal gland expressionDog grooming
AllenLocal Guide · 196 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · Edited 4 months ago★★★★★

A nice couple run this pet grooming service in lower level of their house just off I5 in Tacoma. Very convenient to get to, go about some shopping and pickup. They're great with the pup, full service. Don't know what kind of conditioner they use but he's so soft fluffy and sweet smelling for a week after...2 years now and still same great service.

Reasonable priceDog groomingDog bathing and blow dryDog teeth brushing
cwaa6 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 5 months ago★★★★★

I have been taking my pup squishy to 99 problems but grooming ain’t one for a couple of years and we love it so much! They are so friendly and extremely quick! Not to mention my sweet boy smells so good when he comes back from a groom!

Great priceDog ear cleaningDog groomingDog teeth brushing
ElonyLocal Guide · 20 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · a year ago★★★★★

Our dog loves to come here and they do an amazing job grooming my doodle, Arya. They are simple the best. Better than all the rest 😉

Reasonable priceDog ear cleaningDog groomingDog bathing and blow dry
ChrisLocal Guide · 89 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · Edited 2 months ago★★★★★

Rating only, no written review.

Great priceDog groomingDog bathing and blow dryDog teeth brushing
DakotaLocal Guide · 23 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 4 months ago★★★★★

Rating only, no written review.

Great priceDog groomingDog bathing and blow dryDog teeth brushing

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Price verdictsGoogle asks reviewers whether the price was great, reasonable or overpriced; these are their answers.

Great price 62%Reasonable 38%Overpriced 0%Not sure 0%

Jobs customers hired them for

JobReviewsCategory typical
Dog nail trimming23—
Dog grooming21—
Dog ear cleaning13—
Dog bathing and blow dry13—
Dog full service grooming11—
Dog anal gland expression10—
Dog teeth brushing8—
Dog grooming and styling3—

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