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Google reviewers rate Ascended Touch and Alchemy LLC five stars based on forty-one reviews, with the owner responding to thirty-two percent of them. Customers describe a range of services including massage, reiki, sound baths, and craniosacral therapy, noting the provider's attentiveness to specific physical needs and the calming, cozy environment. Recurring themes highlight the practitioner's intuitive approach, professional skill, and ability to tailor sessions for relaxation or pain relief. No low-star excerpts were provided to identify common criticisms.
Data from Google, last updated October 28, 2026.
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41 Google reviews we collected
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We read 30 written reviews and marked every phrase about these topics. The same colors are highlighted in the reviews.
“I highly recommend Miranda and feel extremely grateful to have found her.”
“Miranda is a truly gifted healer, I cannot recommend her enough.”
“Miranda is caring and skilled in her intuitive healing sessions.”
“Great experience, Miranda listens and tailors session to match!”
“She is so skilled and responsive, and her new space is warm and lovely.”
“She genuinely cares, and both her and her space emanate peace and light.”
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Miranda is a truly gifted healer, I cannot recommend her enough. She is a wonderful human who does amazing work!
Miranda has an extraordinary depth and breadth of experience that guides her work, which is as gentle or as unrelenting as it needs to be in every moment. I am so grateful for the opportunity to benefit from her wisdom and mastery.
Really love my massage experiences here. The environment is cozy and welcoming, and the massage itself never disappoints.
Miranda is incredibly intuitive and will curate the most amazing healing experience - even if you aren’t quite able to put into words what you and your body need, she will figure it out!! She genuinely cares, and both her and her space emanate peace and light. I have very sensitive skin and she is the first…
Miranda is caring and skilled in her intuitive healing sessions. I always feel comfortable and receive exactly what I need each time. The use of reiki, crystals, herbs, sound and intuition are perfect every time.
Miranda is a gift to humanity. I have been fortunate enough to have her add to my overall well being for over 10 years. Every visit leaves me revived and relaxed. I strongly recommend a visit! You will keep coming back.
5.0 ★★★★★ 41 reviews on Google · rating breakdown
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Miranda is a truly gifted healer, I cannot recommend her enough. She is a wonderful human who does amazing work!
Highly recommended!
Miranda has an extraordinary depth and breadth of experience that guides her work, which is as gentle or as unrelenting as it needs to be in every moment. I am so grateful for the opportunity to benefit from her wisdom and mastery.
Really love my massage experiences here. The environment is cozy and welcoming, and the massage itself never disappoints.
Miranda is incredibly intuitive and will curate the most amazing healing experience - even if you aren’t quite able to put into words what you and your body need, she will figure it out!! She genuinely cares, and both her and her space emanate peace and light. I have very sensitive skin and she is the first masseuse who truly heard me when I described my sensitivities. Easily the best massage I’ve ever received!! I’ve gone back twice now and if I weren’t living out of state currently I’d be back every month. The building is beautifully and artfully remodeled, with ample and easy parking!
Miranda is caring and skilled in her intuitive healing sessions. I always feel comfortable and receive exactly what I need each time. The use of reiki, crystals, herbs, sound and intuition are perfect every time.
Miranda is a gift to humanity. I have been fortunate enough to have her add to my overall well being for over 10 years. Every visit leaves me revived and relaxed. I strongly recommend a visit! You will keep coming back.
Thank you for the wonderful review! I love our sessions
An amazing appointment, she has magic hands lol... Definitely be back again and again.
Miranda is a great listener and she makes you feel very relaxed.
My favorite massage therapist of all time! I highly recommend Miranda and feel extremely grateful to have found her.
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