Google reviewers rate Function Health & Wellness 4.9 out of 5 based on 194 reviews, with the owner responding to 64 percent of them. Clients frequently praise the professional staff, clean environment, and effective pain relief from massage and acupuncture services. Recurring themes highlight attentive communication, tailored treatments for specific injuries, and a welcoming atmosphere. One low-star review noted that a prenatal massage was too rough and did not adjust to the client's request for gentler pressure.
Google rating: 4.9 out of 5 from 194 reviews (98% five-star).
Reviews on this page: 194 Google reviews (152 with written comments).
Owner responses: the business replied to 64% of reviews.
Most recent review: October 23, 2026.
Service: Massage Therapist serving St. Louis Park, Minnesota.
Data from Google, last updated November 1, 2026.
Star ratings
194 Google reviews we collected
4.9of 5
5 stars19098%
4 stars11%
3 stars00%
2 stars11%
1 star21%
Praise vs complaints
Phrases our text analysis found in 152 written reviews
96%praise
Praise12996%
Complaints64%
Topic share
How often each topic comes up in the written reviews
7topics
Staff & attitude4936%
Would recommend4130%
Quality & results2519%
Communication97%
Honesty & trust54%
Speed & response43%
Price & value21%
What customers talk about
We read 152 written reviews and marked every phrase about these topics. The same colors are highlighted in the reviews.
“The Team is professional and I’ve always gotten a great massage and I’ve also had acupuncture.”
“I'd strongly recommend Function especially if you're in the Saint Louis Park area.”
“Do not recommend at all.”
“A very thorough, very professional, kind, and caring”
“Kate D explained all of what acupuncture can help with and it opened my eyes to a whole new world.”
“I’ve trusted Katie for a long time following multiple spinal surgeries.”
“Magen is a responsive and tuned in practitioner who inspires trust and safety.”
“Their monthly membership helps make it affordable for me and keeps me accountable to maintaining the health of my body.”
People customers mention
Andy9 reviews
Kate9 reviews
Julia6 reviews
Ian5 reviews
Magen4 reviews
Jade3 reviews
praise complaint · found by our text analysis, Google review wording unchanged.
I’ve had pain for 1 1/2 years from a breast lumpectomy. Conventional doctors were no help. I’ve tried red light, sauna, castor oil, PT and acupuncture. Nothing has given me the relief that cupping has with Sarah. Thankful it’s working and I will continue to go!
Response from the owner · 3 days ago
So glad you've been having a great experience with Sarah! We're thrilled you've been finding some relief - you deserve it!
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Patrick Schwartz5 reviewsiTotal number of Google reviews Patrick has written across all businesses on Google Maps, not just this one.
My experience at Function Massage And Accupuncture has always been a very positive. The Team is professional and I’ve always gotten a great massage and I’ve also had acupuncture. I’d recommend to anybody seeking this type of care. A very thorough, very professional, kind, and caring
Price assessment: Great price
Response from the owner · a month ago
Thanks for your business Patrick! We're so glad you're having a good time at Function - positive results are always a goal of ours!
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Marcelline Harrisonfields11 reviewsiTotal number of Google reviews Marcelline has written across all businesses on Google Maps, not just this one.
Andy is just outstanding- by far the best massage therapist I have ever had. I went for specific work on back pain. He has a fantastic understanding of anatomy and how to work to relieve pain. I cannot say enough good things about his work and professionalism!
Price assessment: Reasonable price
Response from the owner · a month ago
So glad you enjoyed your session Michele! We can't say enough good things about Andy either :)
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Leslie Bromley9 reviewsiTotal number of Google reviews Leslie has written across all businesses on Google Maps, not just this one.
Excellent technique and good open communication. I’ve trusted Katie for a long time following multiple spinal surgeries. She has truly kept me on my feet to continue my job as a nurse.
Price assessment: Reasonable price
Response from the owner · 2 months ago
So glad you're having a great experience here Bobby!
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Josh Gilliam9 reviewsiTotal number of Google reviews Josh has written across all businesses on Google Maps, not just this one.
Jaiman is excellent. Provides the right amount of pressure and focuses properly on the pain points while still giving a full body massage. Highly recommend.
Price assessment: Reasonable price
Response from the owner · 2 months ago
Thanks for the review Josh! We're glad you're having a great experience with Jaiman!
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Dustin Lee5 reviewsiTotal number of Google reviews Dustin has written across all businesses on Google Maps, not just this one.
As always, Magen did a fantastic job!
Andy has created a warm, inviting studio and has hired a great staff to support his business dream. Please check them out!
Price assessment: Reasonable price
Response from the owner · a year ago
Thank you so much for your wonderful feedback, Dustin. We’re delighted to hear you had a great experience with Magen. Andy and the entire team take great pride in creating a warm, welcoming environment, and we truly appreciate your support and recommendation. We look forward to seeing you again soon!
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Nona Nesseth11 reviewsiTotal number of Google reviews Nona has written across all businesses on Google Maps, not just this one.
I bought an online gift card long ago by mistake! I was purchasing a gift for a friend at a spa that had a slightly similar name. When I realized my error, I bought her the gift card to the spa she goes to and held on to the Function gift card. I have had back pain for over half a year. Seeing Magen today was AMAZING! I can't believe how good I felt after our session! I guess it was a blessing in disguise to make the "error" I did. GREAT concentration on my lower back pain and lovely results.
Response from the owner · 2 months ago
So glad you had an awesome experience Nona!
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Samantha Kay5 reviewsiTotal number of Google reviews Samantha has written across all businesses on Google Maps, not just this one.
