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Green Haven Comedy Club

Comedy club · San Antonio, TX

5.0 ★★★★★ 28 Google reviews · 20 photos
100%five-star reviews
18%reviews answered by the owner
Sep 2026latest review

Green Haven Comedy Club at a glance

Guests consistently describe the venue as having a cozy, laid-back atmosphere with friendly, interactive staff who engage directly with attendees. Reviewers highlight the affordable online ticketing process and the owner's welcoming demeanor as key factors in their positive experience. The comedy shows are noted for their quality and spontaneous appeal, with no recurring criticisms identified across the available excerpts.

  • Google rating: 5.0 out of 5 from 28 reviews (100% five-star).
  • Reviews on this page: 28 Google reviews (21 with written comments, 2 with photos).
  • Owner responses: the business replied to 18% of reviews.
  • Most recent review: September 13, 2026.
  • Service: Comedy Club serving San Antonio, Texas.

Data from Google, last updated November 2, 2026.

Star ratings

28 Google reviews we collected

  • 5 stars28100%
  • 4 stars00%
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Praise vs complaints

Phrases our text analysis found in 21 written reviews

  • Praise13100%
  • Complaints00%

Topic share

How often each topic comes up in the written reviews

  • Quality & results323%
  • Staff & attitude323%
  • Would recommend323%
  • Price & value215%
  • Speed & response18%
  • Communication18%

What customers talk about

We read 21 written reviews and marked every phrase about these topics. The same colors are highlighted in the reviews.

  • “) did a great job and was clever and funny in his own right usually making himself the subject of his humor.”
  • “I was waiting for my table nearby and patrick was kind enough to let me come inside, cool off, and relax for a bit.”
  • “…mmunicate with the people that show up , especially me & my wife , we definitely recommend this place if you need a spontaneous date & a laugh !…”
  • “It was easy to buy the very affordable tickets on line and reviews were positive so we decided to give it a go.”
  • “About 8 comics did a circa 10 minute routine and they were all good although perhaps not on the fast track to their own show in Vegas.”
  • “The environment is amazing, the owner Patrick loves to communicate with the people that show up , especially me & my wife , we definitely recommend th…”

praise complaint · found by our text analysis, Google review wording unchanged.

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Customer reviews

5.0 ★★★★★ 28 reviews on Google · rating breakdown

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Vince Vega4 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews Vince has written across all businesses on Google Maps, not just this one.
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★★★★★

Spur of the moment idea didn’t disappoint. The owner was very kind and welcoming. Great experience. Will try n go again. N tell my friends. Cozy/ friendly environment.

Jacqueline Thomas1 reviewTotal number of Google reviews Jacqueline has written across all businesses on Google Maps, not just this one.
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★★★★★

Just saw a show at Green Haven Comedy Club. It was a great time!

Evelyn BalderasLocal Guide · 26 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews Evelyn has written across all businesses on Google Maps, not just this one.
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★★★★★

Such a great laid back, cozy vibe! The show was great and we will definitely be back again!

Danielle Wright14 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews Danielle has written across all businesses on Google Maps, not just this one.
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★★★★★

Such a welcoming experience! I was waiting for my table nearby and patrick was kind enough to let me come inside, cool off, and relax for a bit. We ended up having a great conversation, and he was so funny, friendly, and welcoming. I really appreciated his hospitality

Stephanie Sanchez5 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews Stephanie has written across all businesses on Google Maps, not just this one.
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★★★★★

Super chilllll spot 😶‍🌫️💓

BiancaLocal Guide · 15 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews Bianca has written across all businesses on Google Maps, not just this one.
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★★★★★

The owner is super friendly and welcoming, as was the rest of the staff. Great experience.

Response from the owner · 4 months ago

I appreciate the words! We do our best to make sure its a fun and safe space! Hope to see you again soon!

Jessica Kenney5 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews Jessica has written across all businesses on Google Maps, not just this one.
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★★★★★

This was a great comedy show! Didn’t expect the owner to be so funny. Def will go back.

Response from the owner · 4 months ago

Thank you very much for the compliment! I hope to see you again at a future show!

mario martinez8 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews mario has written across all businesses on Google Maps, not just this one.
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★★★★★

The environment is amazing, the owner Patrick loves to communicate with the people that show up , especially me & my wife , we definitely recommend this place if you need a spontaneous date & a laugh !! 😂

Response from the owner · 4 months ago

Thank you for coming out! I enjoy bringing people together!

Matt TimmonsLocal Guide · 125 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews Matt has written across all businesses on Google Maps, not just this one.
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★★★★★

In looking for something for my wife and I to do under “events”..I stumbled across GHCC. It was easy to buy the very affordable tickets on line and reviews were positive so we decided to give it a go. In arriving about 8:30 we were the first there and were warmly greeted by owner Brian. Didn’t take long to figure out we were going to be the only “retired age” couple attending…but that just makes it more fun. GHCC is a cannabis shop by day (didn’t quite realize that) and the venue is small holding only about 25 people for “the show”. The young host (Ramy?) did a great job and was clever and funny in his own right usually making himself the subject of his humor. About 8 comics did a circa 10 minute routine and they were all good although perhaps not on the fast track to their own show in Vegas. But presumably they were all there for the fun and enjoyment of doing some standup (ie not making a fortune in appearance fees) so am more than willing to give them the benefit of the doubt as they do their best. Show and jokes are at least PG13 but all in good fun and everyone did a good job of avoiding insults and/or “divisive” theme lines. Bottom line : give it a go, but be aware that the venue is really a cannabis store. Good luck to owner Brian as his pursues his ventures.

Response from the owner · 6 months ago

Hello Matt, Thanks for the review it was great having you both! Our host Ramby is one of the funniest guys to be around and our owner Patrick really enjoys bringing people to together. We are planning to grow this show beyond this room in the future and we hope to see yall again at a future event. Be Well, Green Haven Comedy

Metzli Sanchez10 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews Metzli has written across all businesses on Google Maps, not just this one.
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★★★★★

PERFECT for a chill night with no alcohol

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Business details

  • Address: 7959 Broadway, San Antonio, TX 78209
  • Website: greenhavencomedy.com
  • Service area: San Antonio, TX