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Meathead Mini Storage

Self-storage facility · San Luis Obispo, CA · reviewed since 2015

How the Experts Score is calculatedEach factor is scored 0–100 on absolute terms (standing in the category can only raise it), then weighted; problems flagged in review highlights or a recent slide in ratings are subtracted:Satisfaction 64%62+39.4Reliability 28%56+15.8Replies to reviews 8%26+2.1Momentum penalty53−4.7Experts Score= 53Not enough data for value; its weight is shared by the others.Grade C: A = 80+, B = 60–79, C = 40–59, D = 20–39. Needs 10+ reviews.53SCORE
CGradeLetter from the Experts Score: A = 80+, B = 60–79, C = 40–59, D = 20–39, F = under 20.
#216 of 218 moversPosition by Experts Score among all companies we track in this category. · better than 1%
4.6 ★★★★★ 108 Google reviews · 14 photos
85%five-star reviews
4.30★last 12 monthsAverage stars on reviews from the last 12 months only.
7%1–2★ in 2 yearsShare of 1–2★ reviews in the last 24 months — or the 20 newest reviews when the company had fewer than 20 in that time.
2%reviews answered by the owner
Sep 2026latest review

Meathead Mini Storage at a glance

Customers frequently praise the facility for its clean, secure units and helpful front desk staff who streamline the booking and moving processes. However, low-star reviews highlight recurring issues with pest infestations, specifically mice damaging stored items, and unresolved billing disputes regarding promotional rates and rent increases. Some patrons also report negative experiences with customer service communication when addressing these maintenance and financial concerns.

  • Google rating: 4.6 out of 5 from 108 reviews (85% five-star).
  • Reviews on this page: 108 Google reviews (86 with written comments, 1 with photos).
  • Owner responses: the business replied to 2% of reviews.
  • Most recent review: September 18, 2026.
  • Service: Mover serving San Luis Obispo, California.

Data from Google, last updated November 1, 2026.

Score profile vs other movers

Score per factor (100 = best)Each factor is scored 0–100 on absolute terms (star average, share of 1–2★ reviews, price verdicts…); standing within the category can only raise it, never lower it.. Strongest: satisfaction and reliability; weakest: replies to reviews.

Satisfaction62Reliability56Craft & service–Value–Momentum53Replies to reviews26Satisfaction: 62 (median 93)Reliability: 56 (median 90)Momentum: 53 (median 100)Replies to reviews: 26 (median 81)
Meathead Mini StorageMovers median0 = centre, 100 = best
SatisfactionSatisfaction · 54% of the scoreRecency-weighted star average (2-year half-life), shrunk toward the category mean by review volume; the company’s own lifetime average as the prior; absolute: 4.0★ = 0, 5★ = 100.Meathead Mini Storage: 62/100 on this factor. Category median: 93.B
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ReliabilityReliability · 24% of the scoreHow rarely jobs go badly: share of 1–2★ reviews — 60% the last 24 months (or the 20 newest if fewer), 40% all-time; 0% = 100, 15%+ = 0; the category percentile can only raise it.Meathead Mini Storage: 56/100 on this factor. Category median: 90.C
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Craft & serviceCraft & service · penalty only, up to −10 pointsGoogle review highlights: Quality, Professionalism, Responsiveness, Punctuality — how rarely reviewers flag them as a negative, per review since highlights began; 0% = 100, 5%+ = 0. Subtracted from the score (up to −10), never averaged in — clean highlights are the norm, not a bonus.Not enough reviews for this factor yet. Category median: 93.–
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ValueValue · 14% of the scoreCustomers’ own price verdicts (Great / Reasonable vs Overpriced) and Value highlights; 65% absolute (all “reasonable” ≈ 80, “great” = 100), the category percentile can only raise it.Not enough reviews for this factor yet. Category median: 100.–
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MomentumMomentum · penalty only, up to −10 pointsPenalises only a real slide: last-12-month average below lifetime (−0.5★ = 0). Still 4.8★+ over the last year, or steady/improving = 100. Subtracted from the score (up to −10), never averaged in.Meathead Mini Storage: 53/100 on this factor. Category median: 100.C
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Replies to reviewsReplies to reviews · 7% of the scoreHow often the owner publicly replies to reviews under 5★ (1–4★). Needs 3+ such reviews, otherwise not counted; 65% absolute (80%+ replied = 100), the category percentile can only raise it.Meathead Mini Storage: 26/100 on this factor. Category median: 81.D
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Star ratings

108 Google reviews we collected

  • 5 stars9285%
  • 4 stars76%
  • 3 stars11%
  • 2 stars00%
  • 1 star87%

Praise vs complaints

Phrases our text analysis found in 86 written reviews

  • Praise9493%
  • Complaints77%

Topic share

How often each topic comes up in the written reviews

  • Staff & attitude4141%
  • Quality & results1818%
  • Would recommend1414%
  • Speed & response1212%
  • Price & value88%
  • Honesty & trust55%
  • Communication33%

What customers talk about

We read 86 written reviews and marked every phrase about these topics. The same colors are highlighted in the reviews.

  • “Kyle was very kind and helpful, made everything feel very simple.”
    “The gentleman who answered the phone was incredibly condescending and rude when I asked about the letter.”
  • “Great experience had great customer service at the front desk.”
  • “Highly recommend for anyone looking for safe and reliable wine storage!”
  • “Shout out Kyle for offering quick and effective service!”
  • “Amazing staff and great place to rent a storage for a reasonable price.”
  • “Their team was professional and reliable throughout both the moving and storage process, and everything was handled with care.”
    “Was called a Liar by the storage manager and was told I should have had their insurance.”
  • “He is communicative, helpful, and made the entire experience smooth from start to finish.”

People customers mention

  • Kyle 7 reviews
  • Movers 3 reviews

praise complaint · found by our text analysis, Google review wording unchanged.

Recent reviews

Sherri8 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · a month ago★★★★★

This moving team is fantastic. They took great care of my items, wrapping and protecting everything. I’ve moved several times and this company is the best by far.

Jared6 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · a month ago★

They gave me two months at 50% off…then, because they were closed on Sunday, had me get my keys the last day of the month and proceeded to count it as the first month at half off for ONE DAY. PURE SCAMMERS. GO ELSEWHERE.

Anthony1 reviewTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 2 months ago★★★★★

Great experience had great customer service at the front desk. Shout out Kyle for offering quick and effective service!

Bella1 reviewTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 2 months ago★★★★★

Super easy to book and cancel. Kyle was very kind and helpful, made everything feel very simple.

Bryan2 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 2 months ago★

I've been a customer for years and currently have three separate units. I received another nannual otice of rent increase with a note that I am now paying 60% more than the “street value” of my unit. That seemed like an odd statement so I called to get more information. The gentleman who answered the phone was…

Erik2 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 4 months ago★★★★★

Had a great experience with Meathead Storage in San Luis Obispo. Their team was professional and reliable throughout both the moving and storage process, and everything was handled with care. Kyle at the front was especially a pleasure to work with. He is communicative, helpful, and made the entire experience smooth from start to finish.

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Customer reviews

4.6 ★★★★★ 108 reviews on Google · rating breakdown

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Sherri Skinner8 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews Sherri has written across all businesses on Google Maps, not just this one.
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★★★★★

This moving team is fantastic. They took great care of my items, wrapping and protecting everything. I’ve moved several times and this company is the best by far.

Jared Files6 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews Jared has written across all businesses on Google Maps, not just this one.
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★★★★★

They gave me two months at 50% off…then, because they were closed on Sunday, had me get my keys the last day of the month and proceeded to count it as the first month at half off for ONE DAY. PURE SCAMMERS. GO ELSEWHERE.

Santino Pryor5 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews Santino has written across all businesses on Google Maps, not just this one.
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★★★★★

Kyle is the best! Thanks for the help!

Anthony Berg1 reviewTotal number of Google reviews Anthony has written across all businesses on Google Maps, not just this one.
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★★★★★

Great experience had great customer service at the front desk. Shout out Kyle for offering quick and effective service!

Bella Welch1 reviewTotal number of Google reviews Bella has written across all businesses on Google Maps, not just this one.
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★★★★★

Super easy to book and cancel. Kyle was very kind and helpful, made everything feel very simple.

Bryan Krill2 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews Bryan has written across all businesses on Google Maps, not just this one.
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★★★★★

I've been a customer for years and currently have three separate units. I received another nannual otice of rent increase with a note that I am now paying 60% more than the “street value” of my unit. That seemed like an odd statement so I called to get more information. The gentleman who answered the phone was incredibly condescending and rude when I asked about the letter. I asked to speak to someone who could address my concerns and he proceeded to tell me that person wasn't available. The end. I asked if I could leave a message. He was extremely put off by the request but took my information. I am still waiting for a callback. The experience was unusual and disappointing. They have a great facility and have never had an issue before. As a longtime loyal customer, I expected more.

Stanley P. Shaner14 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews Stanley has written across all businesses on Google Maps, not just this one.
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★★★★★

Kyle did a Great job !!! Very professional, knowlegable, and friendly !!!...👍👍😁

Marisa1 reviewTotal number of Google reviews Marisa has written across all businesses on Google Maps, not just this one.
Review from Google · view on Google
★★★★★

Kyle was really nice and helpful! Great experience and great units.

Erik Johnson2 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews Erik has written across all businesses on Google Maps, not just this one.
Review from Google · view on Google
★★★★★

Had a great experience with Meathead Storage in San Luis Obispo. Their team was professional and reliable throughout both the moving and storage process, and everything was handled with care. Kyle at the front was especially a pleasure to work with. He is communicative, helpful, and made the entire experience smooth from start to finish.

Thadeus Bates3 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews Thadeus has written across all businesses on Google Maps, not just this one.
Review from Google · view on Google
★★★★★

The guy who helped us, Kyle, was very nice and helpful. We walked in without an appointment and the whole process was surprisingly simple and quick.

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