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Pirates & Parrots Car Wash logoHow the Experts Score is calculatedEach factor is scored 0–100 on absolute terms (standing in the category can only raise it), then weighted; problems flagged in review highlights or a recent slide in ratings are subtracted:Satisfaction 55%83+45.3Reliability 24%78+18.9Value 14%100+14.1Replies to reviews 7%58+4.1Experts Score= 82Grade A: A = 80+, B = 60–79, C = 40–59, D = 20–39. Needs 10+ reviews.82SCORE

Pirates & Parrots Car Wash

Philadelphia, PA · Grade ALetter from the Experts Score: A = 80+, B = 60–79, C = 40–59, D = 20–39, F = under 20. · #60Position by Experts Score among all companies we track in this category. of 93 car wash services · 4.8★ from 122 Google reviews

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Percentile vs other car wash services (100 = best)Each factor is scored 0–100 on absolute terms (star average, share of 1–2★ reviews, price verdicts…); standing within the category can only raise it, never lower it.. Strongest: value and momentum; weakest: replies to reviews.

SatisfactionSatisfaction · 54% of the scoreRecency-weighted star average (2-year half-life), shrunk toward the category mean by review volume; the company’s own lifetime average as the prior; absolute: 4.0★ = 0, 5★ = 100.Pirates & Parrots Car Wash is better than 83% of car wash services.A
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ReliabilityReliability · 24% of the scoreHow rarely jobs go badly: share of 1–2★ reviews — 60% the last 24 months (or the 20 newest if fewer), 40% all-time; 0% = 100, 15%+ = 0; the category percentile can only raise it.Pirates & Parrots Car Wash is better than 78% of car wash services.B
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Craft & serviceCraft & service · 0% of the scoreGoogle review highlights: Quality, Professionalism, Responsiveness, Punctuality — how rarely reviewers flag them as a negative, per review since highlights began; 0% = 100, 5%+ = 0. Subtracted from the score (up to −10), never averaged in — clean highlights are the norm, not a bonus.Pirates & Parrots Car Wash is better than —% of car wash services.–
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ValueValue · 14% of the scoreCustomers’ own price verdicts (Great / Reasonable vs Overpriced) and Value highlights; 65% absolute (all “reasonable” ≈ 80, “great” = 100), the category percentile can only raise it.Pirates & Parrots Car Wash is better than 100% of car wash services.A
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MomentumMomentum · 0% of the scorePenalises only a real slide: last-12-month average below lifetime (−0.5★ = 0). Still 4.8★+ over the last year, or steady/improving = 100. Subtracted from the score (up to −10), never averaged in.Pirates & Parrots Car Wash is better than 100% of car wash services.A
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Replies to reviewsReplies to reviews · 7% of the scoreHow often the owner publicly replies to reviews under 5★ (1–4★). Needs 3+ such reviews, otherwise not counted; 65% absolute (80%+ replied = 100), the category percentile can only raise it.Pirates & Parrots Car Wash is better than 58% of car wash services.C
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Reviews for your job

Customers hired Pirates & Parrots Car Wash for 8 kinds of job.

Pirates & Parrots Car Wash for car waxing

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Jobs reviewedHow many Google reviews are tagged with this job.10
★ on this jobAverage stars on the reviews where the customer tagged this exact job (Google’s “Services” field).5.00
Usually paidThe price range customers picked most often for this job.—
Rank for this jobPosition of this company in the Job match ranking for this job among the companies we track.Its Job match: 77/100.How Job match is calculatedBuilt only from reviews Google tagged “Car waxing”:Stars on this job 55%Number of such jobs 25%Overall Experts Score 20%Stars are pulled toward the category average when a company has few tagged jobs, so 3 perfect reviews don’t beat 80 great ones. 4.3★ scores 0, 5.0★ scores full. Volume is compared with the busiest company for this job.#25 / 60
Said fairOf customers who rated the price, the share who chose “Great price” or “Reasonable” rather than “Overpriced”.100%

All 10 Google reviews tagged “Car waxing”

lasheena2 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 5 months ago★★★★★

I love this place and Andrew is a very big help. Nice and gentle place thank y’all for everything

Reasonable priceScratch removalDeliveryClay bar treatment
Teyana3 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 5 months ago★★★★★

Definitely the #1 car wash! They have everything you need, from car detailing sprays to tire shine and wax. Plus free air for your tires. The membership is absolutely worth it. The staff is always helpful, and my car leaves looking spotless every time!

Great pricePolishingVacuumingCar waxing
ChangeizgdLocal Guide · 60 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 5 months ago★★★★★

Joined not long after opening and have watched them guyz grow...Outstanding Customer Service 1st and foremost...then it's the car wash and amenities that right thr is worth the monthly service....I really can go on but u gotta try 4urself..LMK...matter fact let them know u Appreciate them

Great pricePolishingAuto detailingVacuuming
Miguel2 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 7 months ago★★★★★

Great service..block party family vibes .. get up there..get it in ..and fresh and so clean ... 4 sure 215 is alive......

Reasonable priceAuto detailingAuto interior vacuumingCar waxing
CaitlinLocal Guide · 57 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 8 months ago★★★★★

Popped in just to use the vacuums, offered to pay for the actual wash and the owner told me no, that I was free to use them just make sure to come see him when we’re back in PA. The vacuum side had EVERYTHING, different types of sprays and different attachments to scrub the carpets. If you’re ever in need to DIY detailing on the fly, def use this place!

Great priceAuto detailingVacuumingAuto interior vacuuming
JohnLocal Guide · 35 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 8 months ago★★★★★

Best car wash the guys are very friendly and attentive and have great products and deals I highly recommend get your cars washed here

Great priceScratch removalDeliveryClay bar treatment
KimberlyLocal Guide · 13 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 10 months ago★★★★★

Nice staff, good machines (wash and vaccum). My membership provides free Air, towels (its self dry), chemicals (Armor All, shine spray, tire wax) to clean car inside and out by yourself. Not sure if all washes come with this perk.

Great priceAuto detailingVacuumingAuto interior vacuuming
Jahmira2 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 2 weeks ago★★★★★

Rating only, no written review.

Great pricePolishingAuto detailingVacuuming
JessyLocal Guide · 23 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 4 months ago★★★★★

Rating only, no written review.

Great priceAuto detailingVacuumingAuto interior vacuuming
BriannaLocal Guide · 15 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 9 months ago★★★★★

Rating only, no written review.

Great pricePolishingAuto detailingVacuuming

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Price verdictsGoogle asks reviewers whether the price was great, reasonable or overpriced; these are their answers.

Great price 71%Reasonable 27%Overpriced 2%Not sure 0%

Jobs customers hired them for

JobReviewsCategory typical
Auto detailing28—
Vacuuming20—
Polishing18—
Auto interior vacuuming15—
Car waxing10—
Scratch removal5—
Clay bar treatment3—
Delivery2—

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