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Pirates & Parrots Car Wash logoHow the Experts Score is calculatedEach factor is scored 0–100 on absolute terms (standing in the category can only raise it), then weighted; problems flagged in review highlights or a recent slide in ratings are subtracted:Satisfaction 55%83+45.3Reliability 24%78+18.9Value 14%100+14.1Replies to reviews 7%58+4.1Experts Score= 82Grade A: A = 80+, B = 60–79, C = 40–59, D = 20–39. Needs 10+ reviews.82SCORE

Pirates & Parrots Car Wash

Philadelphia, PA · Grade ALetter from the Experts Score: A = 80+, B = 60–79, C = 40–59, D = 20–39, F = under 20. · #60Position by Experts Score among all companies we track in this category. of 93 car wash services · 4.8★ from 122 Google reviews

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Percentile vs other car wash services (100 = best)Each factor is scored 0–100 on absolute terms (star average, share of 1–2★ reviews, price verdicts…); standing within the category can only raise it, never lower it.. Strongest: value and momentum; weakest: replies to reviews.

SatisfactionSatisfaction · 54% of the scoreRecency-weighted star average (2-year half-life), shrunk toward the category mean by review volume; the company’s own lifetime average as the prior; absolute: 4.0★ = 0, 5★ = 100.Pirates & Parrots Car Wash is better than 83% of car wash services.A
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ReliabilityReliability · 24% of the scoreHow rarely jobs go badly: share of 1–2★ reviews — 60% the last 24 months (or the 20 newest if fewer), 40% all-time; 0% = 100, 15%+ = 0; the category percentile can only raise it.Pirates & Parrots Car Wash is better than 78% of car wash services.B
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Craft & serviceCraft & service · 0% of the scoreGoogle review highlights: Quality, Professionalism, Responsiveness, Punctuality — how rarely reviewers flag them as a negative, per review since highlights began; 0% = 100, 5%+ = 0. Subtracted from the score (up to −10), never averaged in — clean highlights are the norm, not a bonus.Pirates & Parrots Car Wash is better than —% of car wash services.–
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ValueValue · 14% of the scoreCustomers’ own price verdicts (Great / Reasonable vs Overpriced) and Value highlights; 65% absolute (all “reasonable” ≈ 80, “great” = 100), the category percentile can only raise it.Pirates & Parrots Car Wash is better than 100% of car wash services.A
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MomentumMomentum · 0% of the scorePenalises only a real slide: last-12-month average below lifetime (−0.5★ = 0). Still 4.8★+ over the last year, or steady/improving = 100. Subtracted from the score (up to −10), never averaged in.Pirates & Parrots Car Wash is better than 100% of car wash services.A
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Replies to reviewsReplies to reviews · 7% of the scoreHow often the owner publicly replies to reviews under 5★ (1–4★). Needs 3+ such reviews, otherwise not counted; 65% absolute (80%+ replied = 100), the category percentile can only raise it.Pirates & Parrots Car Wash is better than 58% of car wash services.C
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Pirates & Parrots Car Wash for vacuuming

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Jobs reviewedHow many Google reviews are tagged with this job.20
★ on this jobAverage stars on the reviews where the customer tagged this exact job (Google’s “Services” field).4.80
Usually paidThe price range customers picked most often for this job.—
Rank for this jobPosition of this company in the Job match ranking for this job among the companies we track.Its Job match: 69/100.How Job match is calculatedBuilt only from reviews Google tagged “Vacuuming”:Stars on this job 55%Number of such jobs 25%Overall Experts Score 20%Stars are pulled toward the category average when a company has few tagged jobs, so 3 perfect reviews don’t beat 80 great ones. 4.3★ scores 0, 5.0★ scores full. Volume is compared with the busiest company for this job.#26 / 35
Said fairOf customers who rated the price, the share who chose “Great price” or “Reasonable” rather than “Overpriced”.95%

All 20 Google reviews tagged “Vacuuming”

ithan2 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 3 days ago★★★★★

The friendly staff made my first visit enjoyable. Although I had my daughter in the back, I couldn’t use all the self-cleaning tools, but the exceptional service convinced me to return.

Great priceAuto detailingVacuuming
CheriLocal Guide · 79 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 4 days ago★★★★★

Staff was Very helpful, Entire place is very clean with all supplies you need to detail your own car at “ No” extra charge. Free air for your tires if needed. I highly recommend Pirates & Parrots Car Wash. Prices are very reasonable. They have monthly memberships as well.

Great priceAuto detailingVacuumingAuto interior vacuuming
lasheena2 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 5 months ago★★★★★

I love this place and Andrew is a very big help. Nice and gentle place thank y’all for everything

Reasonable priceScratch removalDeliveryClay bar treatment
Teyana3 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 5 months ago★★★★★

Definitely the #1 car wash! They have everything you need, from car detailing sprays to tire shine and wax. Plus free air for your tires. The membership is absolutely worth it. The staff is always helpful, and my car leaves looking spotless every time!

Great pricePolishingVacuumingCar waxing
ChangeizgdLocal Guide · 60 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 5 months ago★★★★★

Joined not long after opening and have watched them guyz grow...Outstanding Customer Service 1st and foremost...then it's the car wash and amenities that right thr is worth the monthly service....I really can go on but u gotta try 4urself..LMK...matter fact let them know u Appreciate them

Great pricePolishingAuto detailingVacuuming
GisellaLocal Guide · 11 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 7 months ago★★★★★

Great service. Really liked it, and the guys very helpful. Everything you need to clear your car. No excuses.

Great priceAuto detailingVacuumingAuto interior vacuuming
CaitlinLocal Guide · 57 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 8 months ago★★★★★

Popped in just to use the vacuums, offered to pay for the actual wash and the owner told me no, that I was free to use them just make sure to come see him when we’re back in PA. The vacuum side had EVERYTHING, different types of sprays and different attachments to scrub the carpets. If you’re ever in need to DIY detailing on the fly, def use this place!

Great priceAuto detailingVacuumingAuto interior vacuuming
J1 reviewTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 8 months ago★★★★★

Good car wash and great customer service!!

Reasonable priceVacuumingAuto interior vacuuming
Shee2 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 8 months ago★★★★★

Exceptional customer service!! My vehicle was thoroughly cleaned and shining! I love how they have everything you need to clean your exterior and interior, from tire shine, floors and mats with CLEAN towels. A membership is well worth it and I will highly recommend. Thanks guys! 😄

Reasonable pricePolishingAuto detailingVacuuming
Angelique2 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 8 months ago★★★★★

Owner was very kind respectful and professional help and assist all customers reasonable prices best car wash i been to the quality of products are good and their machines cleaned my tires better than any drive thru car wash I've been to 2 thumbs up.

Reasonable pricePolishingAuto detailingVacuuming
JohnLocal Guide · 35 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 8 months ago★★★★★

Best car wash the guys are very friendly and attentive and have great products and deals I highly recommend get your cars washed here

Great priceScratch removalDeliveryClay bar treatment
Will11 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 10 months ago★★★★★

Love the car wash got all the amenities u need from carpet/mat cleaner personal section to the rags/car cleaner for inside detailing and outside .

Great priceAuto detailingVacuuming
KimberlyLocal Guide · 13 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 10 months ago★★★★★

Nice staff, good machines (wash and vaccum). My membership provides free Air, towels (its self dry), chemicals (Armor All, shine spray, tire wax) to clean car inside and out by yourself. Not sure if all washes come with this perk.

Great priceAuto detailingVacuumingAuto interior vacuuming
FluffLocal Guide · 10 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 11 months ago★★★★★

At first I had a little issue but they took care of it right away. I got contacted and I was assured that they take care of their customers as the customer is always there priority.

Great pricePolishingAuto detailingVacuuming
Nexas4201 reviewTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 11 months ago★

During my recent visit, the car wash appeared disorganized. A sign was blocking the entrance, which caused confusion when pulling in. Once inside, the employee asked which service I wanted, but their tone felt rushed and dismissive. I hope management can improve both the layout and staff communication, as the experience left a negative impression.

OverpricedAuto detailingVacuuming
Jahmira2 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 2 weeks ago★★★★★

Rating only, no written review.

Great pricePolishingAuto detailingVacuuming
JessyLocal Guide · 23 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 4 months ago★★★★★

Rating only, no written review.

Great priceAuto detailingVacuumingAuto interior vacuuming
David5 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 8 months ago★★★★★

Rating only, no written review.

Great priceVacuuming
BriannaLocal Guide · 15 reviewsTotal number of Google reviews this person has written across all businesses on Google Maps (not just this one). More reviews usually means a more experienced, trustworthy reviewer. · 9 months ago★★★★★

Rating only, no written review.

Great pricePolishingAuto detailingVacuuming
Shanthal10 months ago★★★★★

Rating only, no written review.

Great priceScratch removalAuto detailingVacuuming

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